The Disco Mermaids are sponsoring a new 3-2-1 contest, in which three Disco Mermaids, two literary agents, and one editor are giving away prizes, including the first-ever signed ARC of Jay's upcoming book (Thirteen Reasons Why). All you have to do is make your suggestions for celebrity children's books - the funnier the better. There are already a ton of hilarious suggestions in the comments. I don't know how they'll ever be able to choose a winner. But if you're interested, you'd better hurry, because submissions are due by Tuesday, April 17th.